SO YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME CHILDREN (Endgame Catchall)

[facultwist]

Welcome to the container for your endgame! This will be the place where you can perform your polterheist (we really love that portmanteau), and where you'll be able to commentate on the final trial!

ICly, the whole heist will take place Monday, while the final trial watch will take place Thursday. For anything not related to endgame, please continue to use the main deadland post!

Comments

[sweetsynergy]

At this point I think I've done enough of the senseless kind to be an expert.

[trustheart]

...It won't bring me back to life, Vanity. Please. You don't...you don't have to do this for me. You can let me go.

[ She takes Rinne's hand. ]

I've moved on.

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

[ Ah, she's blushing again... And despite everything, definitely holding back the slightest smug smile. ]

[sweetsynergy]

This isn't about necromancy, it's-

[Hold the fucking phone.]

... seriously.

[YOU WERE GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES-]

[trustheart]

[ Chris blushes, looking away while speaking crossly. ]

Look, I'm not going to help you kill her, and I like Rinne. We're gonna figure out what that means. That's what I've decided. You can either accept that, or don't, okay?

[sweetsynergy]

I don't have a say in your love life any more, Chris!

[Her cheeks flush as she folds her arms tightly.]

Good for you! Genuinely! I don't know why it took this damn long!

[trustheart]

[ Chris grits her teeth. ]

Fine, then! Thank you! Just know that whatever you're planning, I'm not going to be part of it!

[thatsplato]

[and... as if this isn't bad enough, Misty slides in, to give Vanity's arm a little pat.]

I'm still game.

[trustheart]

[ ...Chris can't tell who to feel bad for here. ]

[sweetsynergy]

[There's. A very brief face journey of confusion and mild horror.]

[Vanity looks from Misty to Chris.]

Chris. Take a moment to explain why that would be the actual worst idea ever. Maybe she'll actually listen to you.

[trustheart]

[ ...Chris just walks over and joins both their hands together, a smug, shit-eating grin on her face. She has figured this out by now, knows what Misty actually means, but shoots her a knowing grin before whispering "just go along with it" before stating: ]

I'm sooooo happy for you both!

[thatsplato]

So.... you don't mind if we do this?

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

[ you may have killed her but it turns out much like mushrooms you cannot kill her in a way that matters ]

[banishedfromparadise]

Oh my god. This is incredible.

[Vanity's ex and Kana's unrequited fangirl, an afterlife love story for the ages.]

I'm so happy for you two. You both deserve some happiness after everything.

[If it sounds like she's rubbing it in Vanity's face, well. She is.]

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

[ SHIFTS AND SHUFFLES- ]

P-please don't misinterpret, Miss Dorothy, I-I- I'm just...exploring a little.

[banishedfromparadise]

You don't need to feel bad, as long as you two are having fun!

Chris does have a lot to explore~.

[What does that mean...]

[trustheart]

[ Sputtering. ]

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!

[banishedfromparadise]

[Dryly:]

That you're a complex and caring person who can forgive someone who deeply wronged her, and that you can appreciate all of a partner, including their faults?

[And her tits, Dorothy's teasing eyes wandering down say. Chris is one of the few who can stand up to her in that regard, she should be proud!]

[trustheart]

[ Chris sees where your eyes are going, Dorothy! She just stands there, jaw hanging open??? Oh my god??? ]

[banishedfromparadise]

[BE PROUD.

She's genuinely rooting for you here!]

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

[ haha rinne is nOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS RN ]

[bellpepperexercise]

Exploring, huh?

[Kana can't help but chime in with Rinne's comment.]

Well, we could get evaporated by a witch any time, this is our best opportunity to explore, right? Good for you, Rinne.

[Finally, the turn tables! Kana gets to tease about crushes instead of being teased!]

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

[ HER FACE IS ON FIRE. ]

K-Kana-chan, please, not you too...!

[bellpepperexercise]

Come on! What kind of friend and senpai would I be if I didn’t root for you?

[She’s being genuine, but also kind of a little shit.]

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

I-I'm not sure- what I really want t-to—