SO YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME CHILDREN (Endgame Catchall)

[facultwist]

Welcome to the container for your endgame! This will be the place where you can perform your polterheist (we really love that portmanteau), and where you'll be able to commentate on the final trial!

ICly, the whole heist will take place Monday, while the final trial watch will take place Thursday. For anything not related to endgame, please continue to use the main deadland post!

Comments

[sweetsynergy]

This isn't about necromancy, it's-

[Hold the fucking phone.]

... seriously.

[YOU WERE GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES-]

[trustheart]

[ Chris blushes, looking away while speaking crossly. ]

Look, I'm not going to help you kill her, and I like Rinne. We're gonna figure out what that means. That's what I've decided. You can either accept that, or don't, okay?

[sweetsynergy]

I don't have a say in your love life any more, Chris!

[Her cheeks flush as she folds her arms tightly.]

Good for you! Genuinely! I don't know why it took this damn long!

[trustheart]

[ Chris grits her teeth. ]

Fine, then! Thank you! Just know that whatever you're planning, I'm not going to be part of it!

[thatsplato]

[and... as if this isn't bad enough, Misty slides in, to give Vanity's arm a little pat.]

I'm still game.

[trustheart]

[ ...Chris can't tell who to feel bad for here. ]

[sweetsynergy]

[There's. A very brief face journey of confusion and mild horror.]

[Vanity looks from Misty to Chris.]

Chris. Take a moment to explain why that would be the actual worst idea ever. Maybe she'll actually listen to you.

[trustheart]

[ ...Chris just walks over and joins both their hands together, a smug, shit-eating grin on her face. She has figured this out by now, knows what Misty actually means, but shoots her a knowing grin before whispering "just go along with it" before stating: ]

I'm sooooo happy for you both!

[thatsplato]

So.... you don't mind if we do this?

[trustheart]

...Obviously I mind if you plan to kill someone. But I don't mind the two of you getting together whatsoever! You, Vanity, Me, Rinne, everyone's hooking up in this afterlife! Why not!

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

H-hooking up-

[ She's distressed and blushing again. ]

[trustheart]

[ Whoops. ]

[sweetsynergy]

I'm killing everyone again and this time I'm not sorry.

[banishedfromparadise]

Careful, you'll just make Misty like you more.

[thatsplato]

I have more mature tastes!

cw: Coach Ben implication and related insults

[banishedfromparadise]

We know, you like to be jailbait.

[Ouch.]

[sweetsynergy]

I'm a year older than you!

[why is this what she's objecting to-]

[bellpepperexercise]

[Kana heard a commotion in the locker room, and when she walks in...]

Wh--who's hooking up with who now?!

[thatsplato]

Vanity and me?

No offense, she's not my type.

[trustheart]

[ Oh god she made Rinne distressed and now Kana’s here and it’ll be even more awkward for her and Vanity just threatened to kill everyone again and shit shit shit.

Chris’s face is red as a beet and she just…explodes! ]

N-Never mind! Y-You all c-can just go! Th-There’s nothing to s-see here until everyone figures their feelings out anyway! N-No one pressure anyone anymore!

[ And then quickly: ]

ImreallysorryRinne!

[ And she’s gonna rush out, avoiding eye contact with Kana especially. ]

1/2

[bellpepperexercise]

Huh? What do you mean figures out their--

[Kana processes the flustered rambling Chris just dashed out with, followed by the quick apology to Rinne.

Wait...so does that mean...]

2/2

[bellpepperexercise]

...ohhhhh. Oh, I get it now.

[Kana giggles a little. Tsundere to tsundere communication is occurring right here.]

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

A-aaah, Chris-chan, you... There she goes.

[ oh no. oh no, kana-chan— ]

I-I- she's just- she's being considerate, of- c-certain...unknown variables.

[ Rinne doesn't know what it feels like, to have someone like her like that. It's something she'd fully given up on, after all. ]

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

[ you may have killed her but it turns out much like mushrooms you cannot kill her in a way that matters ]