SO YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME CHILDREN (Endgame Catchall)

[facultwist]

Welcome to the container for your endgame! This will be the place where you can perform your polterheist (we really love that portmanteau), and where you'll be able to commentate on the final trial!

ICly, the whole heist will take place Monday, while the final trial watch will take place Thursday. For anything not related to endgame, please continue to use the main deadland post!

Comments

[trustheart]

…No luck. You’re stuck with me forever. I’m your curse. For some reason, you’re still a friend.

[sweetsynergy]

Oh for fuck's sake Chris-

[are we still on this """valuing and caring about Vanity as a person""" nonsense, what the hell]

I'm-

[You know what. Deep breath. Her cheeks turn bright pink.]

...sorry. For- you know, everything.

[Cough.]

You deserved better.

[trustheart]

[ … ]

Vanity, if there’s anything I’ve learned from being dead and from and from being in this psycho death game, it’s that no one deserves to be alone. No one deserves to be treated so badly that they’re forgotten, or never forgiven.

Now, Rinne is going to hate you, and that’s her right. But I forgave you a long time ago. You don’t have to apologize to me.

But I appreciate it.

[sweetsynergy]

Chris I spent like a solid week before you died yanking your chain, an apology is very literally the least I need to do.

[Why does this keep happening IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE]

[lifegoalsorwifegoals]

[ suffer ]

[sweetsynergy]

[has been for the last month or so, thanks]

[trustheart]

You want to apologize to me?

Don’t try to kill Olivia.

[sweetsynergy]

[Mrrrrgh-]

I don't think I can promise that.

But fine, let's hear what she has to say or whatever.

[trustheart]

Whatever you do to her can’t compare to what she’s already been through, anyway.

[sweetsynergy]

That part I'd actually be okay with, really.

[But fine, fine.]

[Not like she's strong enough to ghost-strangle someone or something anyway.]

[sweetsynergy]

[And now, uh. This is happening. Vanity shifts uncomfortably.]


...fine, bitch can live with what she's done.

[trustheart]

Jesus fuck.