witheredblum | SO YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME CHILDREN (Endgame Catchall)

SO YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME CHILDREN (Endgame Catchall)

Welcome to the container for your endgame! This will be the place where you can perform your polterheist (we really love that portmanteau), and where you'll be able to commentate on the final trial!

ICly, the whole heist will take place Monday, while the final trial watch will take place Thursday. For anything not related to endgame, please continue to use the main deadland post!

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That... might not be a bad idea.

[Dorothy is agreeing with Vanity and Misty. This truly is hell.]

Too risky, I think. Were there some kind of paper things in there that we could tear up and use to make a trail?

As long as it's pet and kid friendly, it should be fine.

And we should probably use something that's already in small pieces.

Tearing up paper might be a waste of what energy we have.

We could also just use sheets of paper, if it comes down to it.

[A trail's a trail.]

...fuck it, cutting the knot, I'm just gonna go see what we actually have.

[Can. Can she get anywhere relevant without torch cover-]

[ You're a little blocked in by the Boo Buddy and the REM Pod, but, as luck would have it... ]

Do you want to be my fri—

[ The Boo Buddy in the left middle room starts one of its phrases, and Emma comes running—probably through one of you, honestly—to kick it before it even finishes. It's a good kick, too, like get this girl on the soccer team. It soars across the room, slams into the wall, and sputters a little. ]

Ha! Take that! Guuuys, I killed the annoying bear!

[ ...So with that, you can pretty easily traverse around the cameras and remaining obstacles.

Including to the bottom left room, where all those papers and notebooks and things are! ]

You go, kid.

[Cool, what's the lightest, scatterable-est thing here, shitty pens?]

[ There are certainly a huge collection of shitty pens. Create your pen trail, kids! ]

[She will exert the necessary ghost energy to take a box of burgled Burnbriar ballpoints and head back to the group.]

If anyone tries saying these are too explodey I'm going to have questions.

Edited 2025-05-22 17:14 (UTC)

It's fine, let's go.

Those are perfect.

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sweetsynergy - 2025-05-22 17:23 (UTC) - Expand

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facultwist - 2025-05-22 17:27 (UTC) - Expand

BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ--- [pause in argument to cheer this kid on!!!! FUTURE YELLOWJACKET!]

Misty? Have you forgotten that someone here tried using chemicals to make a bomb? If we can not risk blowing things up, I think that's better.

We're not building a bomb. As long as they don't eat it, it'll be okay.

If we get blown up and die again, I'm haunting you.

[she hates this idea but doesn't have a better one]

How do you think bombs work?

I don't know, I didn't even know you could make one using chemicals till we got here! I thought they were like the movies, where some guy ties together a bunch of dynamite sticks and puts a timer on it.

Pretty sure dynamite is also chemicals, actually.

How does that even work?

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sweetsynergy - 2025-05-22 17:11 (UTC) - Expand

It's not easy, unless you're talking about how easy it is to mess up, but thats --

Anyway! One ingredient won't do the job. And someone can hold Vanity's leash while we do it.

Okay. I'll just have to trust you.

[a thought that isn't sitting well with her.]

...okay valid concern but I personally don't know any soaps that explode and we can just not mix anything together.

Or just don't let Vanity handle any chemicals.

She's had her privileges taken away.

Oh for- FINE, if we use SOAP I will defer to someone else.

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