SO YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME CHILDREN (Endgame Catchall)

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Welcome to the container for your endgame! This will be the place where you can perform your polterheist (we really love that portmanteau), and where you'll be able to commentate on the final trial!

ICly, the whole heist will take place Monday, while the final trial watch will take place Thursday. For anything not related to endgame, please continue to use the main deadland post!

Comments

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[ Nope, it looks honestly pretty untouched. Not much need for landscaping when you're in the middle of a storm. ]

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[Filing this away for later then, unless something jumps out.]

[Gonna be methodical and head across the hall to the opposite room.]

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[ You've found the general supply storage! There's tons of boxes, a little dustier than the landscaping. They're filled with papers and notebooks and binders... A bunch of extra school stuff. ]

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[Similarly, any of that dust look disturbed recently?]

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[ It does not! ]

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[To be clear before moving on, this is packaged, unused paper or like records and printouts?]

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[ That is correct! ]

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[My god, O has been running an office supply racket on top of the murder. The fiend.]

[...what kind of green motherfucker we got in the hallway ahead?]

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[ It's a REM Pod, baby! These things detect temperature fluctuations. When they do, they start to emit a high-pitched noise. ]

[sweetsynergy]

[Thanks for the tutorial from Rinne, she definitely doesn't say out loud.]

[If she hugs the wall and scoots past is that sufficient distance?]

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[ As Vanity attempts, a light comes on on the REM Pod.

Better back away before it starts yelling. ]

[sweetsynergy]

[Nope nope nope nope backing up.]

Aaand the entire hall's a no-go area here, looks like.

[If backing up doesn't switch this thing off she's about to look real dumb.]

[facultwist]

[ Thankfully, backing away is enough to shut the light off. Phew! ]

[sweetsynergy]

[What's left of her dignity stays intact another day.]

[If she loops back through the supply room is there any issue getting past Boo Buddy to reenter the hall?]

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[ As Vanity approaches the Boo Buddy, it sounds off: ]

Do you wanna hold hands?

[ ...Yeah, no, this way won't fly either. ]

[sweetsynergy]

[Just gonna silently give Teddy Ruxpin here the finger. Does it switch back off?]

[facultwist]

[ Well, it doesn't appear to be picking you up. But it does sound off a sickeningly sweet: ]

Hi.

[sweetsynergy]

[Managing to not vocalize her thoughts, Vanity backs off and moves to the room up north. Sorry everyone.]